Or to use the excuse you just peed instead
Actually I’m too tipsy to read right, right meow
Aww, purring is supposed to be what happens after we are done 😩
Mmm, why ya can’t look at me directly 😏🫣
But I can touch you in other ways hulking at ya 😂
I mean, I meant intellectually or emotionally, but my pole is most def not 10 ft long 😬
Only if you like being impaled 🫣
Oh look, I’ve been impaled
Ummm, you have reached the limit of my dialog tree. Please reset unit for further responses
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
>>> Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Yooo man the wheel. To starboard we goooo.
To the window to the wall
>>> To the window to the wall
Till the sweat drips down my
Weekend is going great, I’m currently going to get a small load of groceries, dinner last night was fantastic
The weekend is a day of relaxation after a hard day of work.
I just got myself more plants!!!! My balcony is going to look so gorgeous
>>> How’s everyone’s weekend
I had diarrhea this morning so you know how it goes
Brought chinese food last night
Oh boy that’s not good, stay hydrated
i feel like a pregnant woman
He keeps that thang on him even in the car wash
Take some pepto bismol Jun
i take my traditional asian medicine again
Or that, whatever works for you
