SShy People 🙊🙊

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I can't sleep

Yeah stopping on the side of the road instead of driving to the nearest gas station

I gotta go to work miss roast duck

You can definitely do that as a girl

You just don’t have to bare your ass in public to do it

As a man that is

I never pee on the side of the road

Imma torch your ass seal

Manners maketh man

I wouldn’t if it’s a busy road

>>> Imma torch your ass seal Bring it shrimpy

Unless I can’t hold it

I have no manners

Even then I’d private have a bottle for such cases

We trust you Matt

Probably not private

Yea don’t you guys pee in a bottle? 😂

You can get a big empty water jug

Some public toilets out there be traumatizing

Oh, I have more manners than that I guess.

No judging no judging

>>> Yea don’t you guys pee in a bottle? 😂 We do

That’s never been an option for us girls

You can get a funnel in addition to the bottle

Get a catheter 🤣

Or like a canula

Kinda hot

That was a joke

I had to look up cannula

... kinda...

Manners!!

We don’t shame kinks here Matt 😮‍💨

I'm very shy

*raises eyebrows*

>>> We don’t shame kinks here Matt 😮‍💨 We don't?

Why not

Bc we’re shy

And shy people are secretly wild

Not me

Like you seal with feet 🔫

I'm not wild at all

Me either unless y'all are 👀

🤦🏻‍♀️

THERE WILL BE NO WILDNESS HERE

I forbid it!

Life is full of possibilities

Roast duck behave!

Or raus you go

Or you’ll what

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