gonna build me a coop this summer i stg
Better start drafting the chicken HOA rules now
nah i don’t gotta worry about that
I’ll help you sell them, I have connections. 😎 the mafia might be involved
Good! That means you're not the one getting vaporized in the first scene!
I could be in the mafia, I’ve seen the movie good fellas 15 times 😂 I’d be a cool egg gangster
lmfao my dad talks about getting fighting chickens every time i bring it up
i think he could be involved in some shiz
like he’s planning a whole UFC for chickens 😂😂
Pay-per-view CluckFC 3000
Chicken weight classes featherweight just got real
Living the dream or at least pretending to!
How about you?
living the dream or dreaming the life
Still trying to figure that out myself
I'm preparing for the big 3-0.
Welcome to the 3-0+ loading screen 😂
Man you all have no idea lol
😂😂😂if 30 feels like a software lag, 50 must be full on glitch mode
It’s where you pull out your back because you stood up wrong 😂
Take care of yourself and 50 will feel like an update. I honestly feel better now than 20 years ago
Random things hurt and also you have to check your blood pressure haha
Of course you can't rrat yourself like sh!t and expect miracles
At this age, even sleep is a risky activity
That’s true and I do, I joke here but I’m way better than I was
Plus I have better sex so win win
I got a start eating cheerios huh
