I was literally thinking it in a dying ben type situation 🤣
With great cake, comes..... End quote
The need for responsible frosting
You’re a well-behaved angel. Unless you’re being a brat, but you’ve kept it tame so far 😜
Said like a true brat. I’m not complainin’ tho. You’re my favorite brat
The clueless comedian life chose me
Man now I want pineapple upside down cake
Y’all were talking about cake.
I'm a comedian when I'm drunk lol.
So brave yourselves for some laughs later. 😂
We wasn't thinking flour based. Gluten free glutes
This autocorrect is my damn nemesis
I’m prepared for (almost) anything you throw at me
>>> I’m prepared for (almost) anything you thr...
30 rounds of 7.62 😎
I will back you up for support
YAY THE SWEET RELIEF OF DEATH
Immoral support lmao sorry
"I know this is a traumatic experience for you, but have you tried..*checks notes* throwing it back for a playa?"
😏 who am I throwing it back for
Hey hun I'm just getting off of work, I feel like dying
I haven’t gotten to that t of bed
It might be the better option LOL I'm not doing great mentally today
>>> Hey hun I'm just getting off of work, I fe...
I prescribe weed and taco bell.
I didn't even get a text message for Thanksgiving LOL I know my family forgot me
Happy late Thanksgiving :3
