ื”ื•ืจื“ ืืช ื”ืืคืœื™ืงืฆื™ื”
ืฉืœื— ื•ืงื‘ืœ ื”ื•ื“ืขื•ืช ืื ื•ื ื™ืžื™ื•ืช

ืงื‘ืœ ืืช ื”ืืคืœื™ืงืฆื™ื” ื›ื“ื™ ืœืฉืœื•ื— ื•ืœืงื‘ืœ ื”ื•ื“ืขื•ืช ๐Ÿ’Œ ืื ื•ื ื™ืžื™ื•ืช

  1. ื”ืงืฉ "ืฉืชืฃ"
  2. ื”ืงืฉ ืขืœ "ื”ื•ืกืฃ ืœืžืกืš ื”ื‘ื™ืช"
ื”ืฆื˜ืจืฃ ื‘ื—ื™ื ื
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ื”ื•ืจื“ ืืช ื”ืืคืœื™ืงืฆื™ื”
ื—ื“ืจื™ ืฆ'ืื˜ ืื ื•ื ื™ืžื™ื™ื, ืžืฉื—ืง ื“ื™ื™ื˜ื™ื ื’ ื•ืชืคืงื™ื“ื™ื ืขื ื–ืจื™ื ืืงืจืื™ื™ื ื‘ืื™ื ื˜ืจื ื˜
ืคืชื— ืืช ืืคืœื™ืงืฆื™ื™ืช ื”ืžืฆืœืžื” ื‘ื˜ืœืคื•ืŸ ืฉืœืš ื•ืกืจื•ืง ืืช ืงื•ื“ ื”-QR ืฉืœืžืขืœื”
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Fast food is bad
Especially for breakfast
Might as well do a line of Coca Cola
Thatโ€™s the problem with zombies - theyโ€™re rotting. Theyโ€™d decompose on their own irl.
Fzck off
Idk what then
Fair.
Confort foods
>>> getting my ๐Ÿ˜บ waxed at my gfs house and go... Go play dumb stuff elsewhere
Who?
>>> Beer ๐Ÿบ lolll Not a bad idea. But I'd recommend a vodka shot instead. With beer you'll end up running to the loo all the time...
Omg
Y'all aren't adulting about job interviews
How many bones have yall broken?
2
0
And zombies donโ€™t really bite through anything of at least hard plastic or materials of similar or stronger hardness.
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Non.... But I got stitches!!! In the head ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜
I have had stitches on my head 2x
Iโ€™ve broken around 10 bones
Oooo which part of your head?
Including other peoples bones Iโ€™ve broken 1
>>> Iโ€™ve broken around 10 bones All in one go? Hopefully not!
Chin as a toddler and half of my eyebrow in 2019 at excision
Being a fantasy dwarf would probably rock. Youโ€™d potentially be able to get rich from all the gemstones you dig out and you are often very strongly built.
Im nerbous
i wanna be a rock in my next life
No lol
I wonder why. ๐Ÿค”
>>> i wanna be a rock in my next life And then what would you be doing all day?
>>> Being a fantasy dwarf would probably rock.... But people mock you for being short. You won't really get much ladies. You'll be misjudged
I wanna be where the people are
8 bones
>>> And then what would you be doing all day? He'd be rolling around
I wanna see them dancing
>>> And then what would you be doing all day? nothing just chillin
Nice
u wanting to be a rock defeats the whole purpose of choosing to be a rock
>>> I wanna be where the people are Let's go find you Ursula
>>> But people mock you for being short. You w... Aren't there female dwarfs?
>>> u wanting to be a rock defeats the whole p... We live on a rock... You pretty close enough
I think most wouldnโ€™t do that because most mature people donโ€™t feel the need to do that irl, and if itโ€™s a Warhammer or Warcraft dwarf, you get axed if you mock their height.
omg ursula buffey
>>> Aren't there female dwarfs? Yeah but difficult to find
some live under the rock
>>> nothing just chillin Doesn't sound too bad actually
Probably true of Dungeons and Dragons dwarves as well.
I know an Ursula
Often that is the case. More often than not.