Maybe if I change my legal name to Pizza I'll be more delicious.
Girl: What's your name? Me: Pizza Girl: Okay I'm definitely giving you my number.
First name Pizza Last name Zafferano
Dude ngl, I am definitely a little bit zooted haha 😆 the beer is flowing today boys and girl 🤘😎
That's nothing. After Johnny Walker I'm doing barrel rolls on a table and breaking it.
Wait... What kinda parties are you throwing 😆😆😆
Be right back (smokes a puff 💨) Oh yeaaa
I'm playing with you lol. A friend of mine from Texas used to do that.
Dude I love Texas, but is everything really as big as they say? 😆😆😆 Jk haha
Haha not always. He'd toss his empty beer cans on the floor and you'd hear the cans making noise when he'd walk around.
Haha people would make fun of how drunk and high he'd get.
I have a buddy like that 😂😂
He is such a vibe at parties honestly haha
"In honor of April 20th, 420, I'm celebrating it the only way I know how (smokes puff) Yesss babyyy (smokes puff) Hahaha (smokes puff) Wooo!" -Texas man
Haha alright what's going on here 😂😂
Lol. That's legit what he would say. If I called him on April 20th every year that's what he would do. He would roll blunts on the phone with you.
Hi you missed the party. We were having fun.
Dude I am totally zooted rn 😂 the fireball is gone
If the fireball is gone just get some matches.
Awh fuhk, how come? Haha?
Terrible. Terrible day. (Kicks some beer cans)
Jaysus 😆😆 wat tha fahk haha
Is that Lumi's boyfriend or something? Don't know who that is.
Les mer...
