Somebody call my granny in hell. I need some biscuits and sausage gravy yestadayyyyy
Hello santa can i talk to granny?
Jack black- yes for your soulll
santa is just an anagram of satan
Someone eat auddy while she eats the biscuits 🧍🏻♀️
>>> santa is just an anagram of satan
Yes the kid is dyslexic
Dear stanta I wrote you but you still ain't callin
Mrs clause has him on a short leash wgen she saw you on the naughty list
>>> Auddy a good girl wym
Depends on who you talk to. Lol
Of course she is santa. Not coal thats in those stockings
Hey I was trying to hide that side for you
This is all jokes btw nobody take offense or read into anything
You sound like Lucifer 🧍🏻♀️
I didn't have apple relations with that woman
Wait is Lucifer the devil or an anti user?
In the words of the great and inspirational 2 Chainz....."all I want for my birthday is a big booty ho"
Praise lord of the chains
Sorry all I got is a small booty can’t help you there
Its not the power in the booty but the power behind the booty
I should just stop letting myself type shi like that
My booty too small for anyone 🤣
>>> Its not the power in the booty but the pow...
This some spider typa quote
Les mer...
