It makes him so mad when she calls him thatπ
>>> Blue, she calls him rahul
Yeah that guy who showed his face to everyone except me....he only showed me his D
>>> I like doggy style π
I.. can't..
I'm a wildhorsey wanna ride π€ πgiddy up
>>> I.. can't..
I can π
Stop squirtin all over the plce
I can't think of sex jokes for cow lol
I ever got diamond from a man only for offering him this emoji π₯
Hey I eat plenty of pineapple so we're good lol
Spoiled or powdered? π
>>> I can't think of sex jokes for cow lol
What did the cow say after a one-night stand?
βThanks, I needed thatβbeen feeling a bit milked dry lately.β
>>> Milk me ππ
Nope. I already have milk π
>>> What did the cow say after a one-night sta...
ππππ hell yeah
Light you tasted his milk
Iβm lactose intolerant π
>>> *Still thinking dirty*
*You're stuck there*
Im still dying over that one joke ππ
My lover doesn't like my milk π
Almond straight from the nut lol
How do you milk an almond
>>> My lover doesn't like my milk π
Im not going to prison for things I could say to this.π
You blend it with water and strain it through cheese cloth π
>>> Im not going to prison for things I could ...
P*sy
Ouu you just got called out
Who wants my horsey milk in there cereal lolππ¦
Do people still eat cereal?
*thinking of my lovers milk*
Last time i ate cereals i was 12 or sum
>>> *thinking of my lovers milk*
Have plenty here lol
Yeah like I feel like adults donβt eat that lol
>>> meoooooooww
I heard it said somewhere that you are what you eat.. guess I am.π€·ββοΈπ€·
Cereals isnt the only way to get milkπ€
Cheese is a good way, and it has protein