It’s slapping me right now ngl
Hi good afternoon, im new here
Will ya be slurring tha jokes tonight?
I have a confession about my neighbor lol
About a neighbor??? Spill the beans already haha
I have pics of this girl from my dorm
those are my spilled beans
What’s wrong with slurring the jokes?? Haha
I thought they were lil sausages
no they was my spilled beans
I confess I got a big morning wood
Spilled beans, little sausages same same!
Same same, but different 💫
different different actually
Different different, very different ✌🏼
Nah you get morning wood…. Doesn’t make you “big “ in comparison to others lmao 😂
I have the biggest morning wood
4 feet wide
I am in pain every day of existing
That’s intense! Hope you find one that damn wide haha
I’m Paul Bunyan I got you
That’s like tree trunk width! Not saying it’s impossible, but if that wide… probably not very tall