I hate the whole bucket in like 10 min
please, I don’t really even wanna know what you’re saying was
you ate the whole bucket of chicken from KFC
my bum and thighs are getting chafed from the seat cover
Aren’t you Catholic SNG aren’t you going to shame him?
well, that’s a shame. Someone should shame you then.
I want my beach body and here i am progressing to sumo
you chose to get fat and rich rather than fit
Closest thing to my beach body is a tan for me
no offense, but I don’t think you’re mentally at the right place to ever get fit
Tho I got weird tan lines from my flip flops and my Apple Watch
Who is ever mentally right
do tan lines on men turn you on or off SMG
Idk no one has ever asked me that 💀
well, then think about it for the rest of your life
I hope you ponder it every single night and then come to your conclusion
I laugh cause some have like pasty shoulders and then the arms are tan or something
I would call that a turn off then because of the usage of the word past it doesn’t really have a positive ring to it
I have a wedding coming up to and I asked if I had to take it off and she said nah
well, that’s good that she’s not controlling of that kind of thing
Would have looked so gross in all the pics if my pasty tan line was in them
do you have any horses or have you ever had any horses?
I don’t know if you live in the city or in the country
I need to stop thinking of Arkansas as my home and I need to stop saying the phrase when I go back home
It’s time to start calling California home and get in the mindset that it is my home
I just now started noticing, but there’s finally trees I haven’t seen trees in so long I said Georgia. It feels like but there’s finally trees and I love trees. Trees are amazing. I wish I could make love to a tree.
is she gonna sit in your lap daddy while you sit in that plastic chair?
I brought a tooth. I got a toothbrush so if anybody needs their teeth cleaned, they can just ask me and I’ll give it to them.
just make sure if you get food particles in it that you don’t wash it off cause I kind of want your food particles in my mouth
