>>> I can't think of sex jokes for cow lol What did the cow say after a one-night stand? “Thanks, I needed that—been feeling a bit milked dry lately.”

>>> Milk me 😂😂 Nope. I already have milk 😏

>>> What did the cow say after a one-night sta... 😂😂😂😂 hell yeah

Cow milk yourself

He already does lol

Cowabunga💥

Light you tasted his milk

Drop milkers

I’m lactose intolerant 👀

>>> *Still thinking dirty* *You're stuck there*

Im still dying over that one joke 😂😂

My lover doesn't like my milk 😔

Its non fat oat milk

Gross 😂

Almond straight from the nut lol

How do you milk an almond

>>> My lover doesn't like my milk 😔 Im not going to prison for things I could say to this.😌

You blend it with water and strain it through cheese cloth 👀

>>> Im not going to prison for things I could ... P*sy

Ouu you just got called out

Who wants my horsey milk in there cereal lol💀💦

😂😂😂

Ew wtf 😂 💀

Its honey nut cherrios

Do people still eat cereal?

*thinking of my lovers milk*

Last time i ate cereals i was 12 or sum

Or try my lucky charms

>>> *thinking of my lovers milk* Have plenty here lol

Yeah like I feel like adults don’t eat that lol

>>> meoooooooww I heard it said somewhere that you are what you eat.. guess I am.🤷‍♂️🤷

Cereals isnt the only way to get milk🤔

Cheese is a good way, and it has protein

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