Anybody want to pick the banjo with me?
I assume that’s very real and not at all fake
How is the night life for Kalamazoo?
Don’t look fake to me but you probably have some experience being 70+, huh?
Hope everyone's having a good night
Just got home from my friends house. Smoked a j on the way home and now I’m feeling decent
Danger will robinson. Sharks in the water
I’ll be up all night if I light one up
Ngl I kinda wanna watch that movie now
Now do yo I have the jaws theme in your head too?
That’s what you get bein’ a squid.
Hey brother from another mother
I have an alcohol problem because I’ve been sober too long.
Maybe being sober is the problem and alcohol is the cure
How do I know if my coworker is a vampire
Invite me over for a 15 of vodka and a Hawaiian pizza.
Out a stake in their heart
You can’t even have a drink.
Put a stake in their heart
You don’t want to break their heart.
That’s just mean! Everyone has feelings.
But they could be a vampire
How would you feel if someone was afraid of you and wanted to put a stake in your heart?
Do you want to kill them or are you scared of them?
You make a great point there Kelsie
