Can’t leave a homie hanging like that
I just didn’t have any ass, tits or thighs that are drop-worthy so I dropped the next best thing
Come on, don’t cut yourself short, you don’t need velcro to stay on
I’d unironically buy this man a beer 🍻
Damn, rejected by both genders, I can’t catch a break
I used to drink desperados when I was much younger and a lot more broke
They used to put tequila in them before
Yeah that sounds nostalgic tbh
