Men are like snails… spend 9mths in the womb, then the rest of our lives trying to re-home our d’s in whatever warm dark and moist spaces we can find… lol

Men are also born with two brains… but only enough blood to run one at a time 🤦‍♂️😂

Was thinking about interactions with the lights off… but there is the option of Glow-in-the-Dark Condoms I guess 😂😂😂

Sleep time for me, be good or be good at it and all 🤘🏻

I read this too fast and thought it said “nice smile”… then noticed she was covering her face 🤦‍♂️

Definitely truth in this lol

Manawatu

Someone knocking on my casket…?

-opens casket lid- 👀

-hears voices and pops the casket lid to peek out- 👀

Time zones say otherwise…

Indeed

Midnight NZ Time

Great Milenko!!!

Update your app?

Good morning from your neighbour down under “down under” 😂 (NZ)

New Zealand

Howdy, 37 straightsingle M from New Zealand

Loneliness knows me by name

Howdy 🤘🏻

نستخدم ملفات تعريف الارتباط لتوفير تجربة تصفح سلسة لك. لا نعرض أي إعلانات، ونحافظ على تجربتك مجهولة.