It said “flashlight l@s3r” on Amazon lmfao
Bro can point at my ass with it
I confess that i am hurt n in pain but i keep faking my pain wth big laugh
I don’t wanna burn your butt, don’t wanna see it either
Welcome to the life of a man
Hopefully things get better soon for ya. I feel that though
You leave me hanging all the time 🫦
Yeah but you get off on it though
My childhood friend that was a douche fell on a rope swing once over the creek and was hanging by his balls. Nobody went into the creek to help except me. Everyone else just laughed. Karma, but still didn’t deserve to hang there forever
It was hard to help his fat ass
Was he that 800 lb 4 yr old someone keeps mentioning
Nobody can tell who he is in that pic or anything lol, but yeah. That’s after he started losing weight
When did you start becoming curious
Nah the other curious fish
After I get this kush I’ll be able to hook up my homies
Such weird pricing to me lol
Like how are you gunna give 2.2gs for the dub and only 5 for 50 🤦‍♂️
Bringing my overpowered laser with me as protection lol. If dude robs me I’ll blind him and take my money back 🤣
Pretty sure nothing will happen, but always best to be safe and ready for whatever. In the states I had high speed wireless security 🤣
One time I saw Marshmello for Christmas Eve <3 he had a candy cane marshmello helmet that time
I came in this bihhh to sweat, I came in bihh wyll tf out, I came in this bihh to turn up. Shiiii me an my homie in here fuggdup. Ain’t understand what we gunna do when the bass drop. I go like a muhhhhfuggn prison riot!
Lol I actually had the guards at my jail job drop that song. They said it’s fire
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