SwiftChZ

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Age44

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Megadeth -sleepwalker

Rhcp fan and Blondie too

I don't want to embarrass anybody

My life is a twerk off, you didn't know?

I saw a Grandmama do it with a baby in her arm. She put her hand on the car and started started shaking it hard

Too $hort

I can never twerk hard as that baby when I was that age

That's when I hung up my thong and went into retirement

That and the twurkey changed up the whole game

Now I just do bachelorette parties for free

I'm only halfway joking

It's like Pro boner or something

I can wiggle it just a little bit

It got hung up on the door knob when I was trying to make a smooth exit. Or entrance I can't remember which way I was going

We'll have to do an undress rehearsal

I'm always up for the challenge

Being a dancing bear is so demanding

Big , but not so hairy

Got to love yourself first doggo

You know what's cooler than being cool?

ICE COLD!

correct

I b lurkin

Where are the black girls that love white guys

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