Lord Shrek

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Age31

Karma₭77,736

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On the other hand, thank you for making my wife crack up

Don’t be stupid, crab. She doesn’t like degrading herself. She wants me to do it for her

This stupid crab is kink shaming, fr

Yeah. I’m the biggest racist, after the crab

Anyone else weirded out with crabs obsession with bald men? I feel unsafe around her with her gross racist bald man fetish

You shave?

Hey

Meep moop. I’m a bot

Definitely upside down

You can tell more easily when you flip your phone

Not enough muscle at the top to be a butt

Hey Lana, welcome

Probably when we die

What tattoo?

Got many times ahead of us.

Lmfao I thought it was part of the necklace

Nah, imma live forever

Need the most amount of sadness time

I’m deaf, you rude horse

I see your mouth open, but I don’t hear anything

Gross? I’m not gross, I’m a perv!

Damn, newbie calling me a kid, tryna be mommy

Okay I’ll stop now, just weirded myself out

Me too

The man with the magic?

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