He absolutely should know better.
He said pineapple because he thinks it makes things taste better. He just had a thing for you
Okay I won't ask how you know that
We live and learn! It's good to try things anyway
Nice, that's so cute annndddd he gets more points
That definitely can gofruity. I'm so jelly, I need to get more liquor I guess
It doesn't count if she was your delivery doctor zach
You have convinced me I should also be doing shots
That's so cuteeee I'm excited for you
It sounds like you feel like you are giving her something you didn't list, that you have these expectations that she should be cookingcleaning in return
Yay he's adorable. I definitely need a post date update
You have sex 4-12 hours a day? Do you have time for anything else?? Why could she even get laundry done?!
Rose! Are you here tonight
Oh okay, thanks, I probably should be too lol