I actually do. I like thunderstorms. They're pretty peaceful in a weird way
Plus everybody like to stay home because they're scared or something. Think they're going to melt in the rain
I almost got struck by lightning but I still go out here
Don't worry bro, I got you
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I don't really have you man. I'm not into that
Was hoping no one's going to take me up on that offer
I bought one actually better than the real thing
But I wonder if I can sell it on Craigslist and see if somebody would buy it. I hope to God no one would buy it but I just got to know
>>> My gf pegs me
You mean your boyfriend
If that's the case, I don't want to live on this planet anymore
I don't have the money to go to other planets
I'm back ladies and ladies
Let me guess your horn is acting up
Why? Because we saw you in a bathing suit
It's okay man. There are a lot of dudes these days wearing bras
I'm kidding, that's not okay. Take your panties off and be a man
I support Britain so I drink tea
No ladies want to talk to you man
You do realize there's like mainly dudes here
