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Strange folk at dawn.

The worst of the lot are the… FART GOBLIINS!

”Hihihihiii! Me getting farty. 😏”

That’s why no one likes them. They stink.

And they own it. That’s the worst part.

There can be no doubt now. They are evil, all of them!

Very hectic.

But don’t tell the leprechauns.

But what clothes shall you wear?

What colors do you brandish?

Hooch, a pot of goold is what I guard.

Ooh, that one. I have seen it on the English flag to represent Northern Ireland.

Coal to troll treasure hunters. 😏

Like what Elvis ate.

A Fool’s Loaf.

Well Elvis ate, a lot.

And he liked guns, so he collected them. Plus, he was the King. 😂

And died on the toilet.

Hmmm.

Walk like an angeeel!

In the ghettoooo! 🎵

Viva Las Vegaaaas! 🎶

A honka honka honka honka honk! Like in Lilo & Stitch.

Yeees.

Oooh I had to get up and take a dump to avert a nuclear crisis, I do confess. 😩

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