Tell her to back off ur man bun
I will throw you to her for free
Wait how much would u pay
Hell no he is closer to be my grandpa than my man
I almost felt sorry for the guy
Bun ain't the gf type she's the hook up drunk in an alley type
So you wanna hook up with her and then drop her in an alley ?
Daemn grandpa need his pills again
Ur right I do need my pills to be able to get it up for ur no thigh gap having ahh
Now your stalker is jealous bc you flirting me 😳
She's going to harvest my kidneys
Thrift store clearance rack standard Ho. Stay
Oh the crab is the stalker ?
She wants the moose for herself
Yeah the crab us fkin nuts
Aren’t you a lil too old to be a stalker crab ?
She have the right age for moose tho
Ok. I’m nuts. Lmfao yup!!!
Yeah but not the right age for a stalker
Just be ugly like me. BOOM. No stalkers🤣🤣🤣
That works for Batman aswell
Been working for me for years🤣🤣🤣
I’ll send you a selfie. That’ll scare her off🤣🤣🤣
Broo what did you do to her ?
I didn't do anything she just always likes all my messages then yells at me in dm
