don’t tell anyone but i was at a house sesh once i went to the bathroom couldn’t find the light switch and accidentally pissed all over the toilet seat and floor

Did you even clean it up???

nah i didn’t even realise i did it cuz it was dark i only found out when someone went to the toilet and said

Why would you go to a bathroom in the dark that you’re not familiar with?

because i needed to pee? 💀

But why not pee with LIGHT!

BECAUSE I COULDNT FIND IT

Did you find the sink?

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