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I just have to tell mine I’ll give her treats if she gets her fat butt off me

That’s probably why she’s fat

My favorite Lemur, How ya been?

Fat and happy.

I think the time I spoke to you it was spamming your yt

I would have kept it going but I stopped getting notifications that you are live. Dumb phone

Woooowww and you didn’t tell your top fan! Well what are you playing these days?

Nice car. Can I drive it?

Hello

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can’t take meds on an empty stomach

Sorry

WHY can’t you find books about suicide at public libraries?

Nobody returns them.

Sorrryyy

One more?

What is the most played indoor sport in India ?

Domestic violence

Oop

I got a lonely joke

Wanna hear it?

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To feel wanted 🥲

Have fun singing

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