Who would joke about that?
AntiRubber Duck apparently
As long as its victimless
Um, ok... I'll see y'all later
You're young and pretty. If you're real, be careful and I wish you Good Luck.
She’s as fake as the boobs of the pic she’s using
Why cant just one be real🙄
Are you disappointed her boobs are fake?
You should make your name “it’s me, I’m real” 🤭
I thought about that, but seemed like I would be trying too hard
The women would see right through me
If I wasn’t always trying too hard I’d prob still be a virgin
>>> If I wasn’t always trying too hard I’d pro...
You're not?
Ive been in a sexless marriage too long, i think i grew my virginity back
How long does it take to... re-virginize? Lol
Not sure, but I know I’ve got to be there
They say practice safe sex, I don’t know how much longer I need to practice for before I move up to the real thing
>>> Ive been in a sexless marriage too long, i...
Oof same. I know I'm as tight as a butthole.
Even when we were “doing it” she wouldn’t do anything
TMI but... I lost interest
Very sorry, everyone take care
Socks what you do to “it’s me” 😡
I dont think I did anything
Oh, I think he took my TMI as he was sharing too much. No No No... the TMI was me! Like, hey guys, this might be TMI, but I lost interest in 'doing it'.
So much for shortening the thought 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ I'm sorry It's Me! birdie
Yea def not the way I took it
