You gonna carve yourself huh
Pfftt you underestimate me seal
Look at these multifunctional beautiful duck feet of mine
Whatâs good about being a man?
You guys have to have haircuts like, once a mont
The peeing standing up would be awesome lol
>>> Whatâs good about being a man?
Then you can catch the đŠ
Thatâs why I have long hair, so I donât have to get a haircut once a month
>>> You guys have to have haircuts like, once ...
Ince every 3 months
Opening jars lol I swear they seal them so tight on purpose
>>> The peeing standing up would be awesome lol
When i wake up all groggy i sit down
Theres no force in the world that will force me to stand
Yeah but you have options
I mean you can pee standing up too
It probably wont go where you want it
I think even if girls could pee standing up theyâd sit because of the chance of splashing your pants
Like some men in Germany pee sitting down and itâs usually a cause for mockery by other men
Really? I donât hear them complaining about it here
Do germans pee stanting up when they have a fever and caughing their lungs and spleen out
Yes thereâs even a word for men who sit down to pee
And itâs used derisively
I forget it let me google it
Only pee standing up if you are able
If I could pee standing up I would lol
I donât wanna touch somewhere some other đ have touched
Never stand when you can sit
Never run when you can walk
Never walk when you can stand
Never wake when you can sleep đŽ
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