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Man gets drunk so women take advantage of him... men take advantage instead, story as old as time 😪

I'm old too I understand 😪

Hit her with the "Hey babe, think your rough manly hands can fix me?"

You are perfect queen now drown in narcissim 😈

Why is it so easy to look at the self?

Why can't other people be as sexy as I am?

I lost all my feelings 😪

I am a robot now

I can fix you bro

Rice, chicken, green beans,

U sunk maam. 10,000 of me couldn't fix u

I'm on the road, fear me 😳

You are a prince, be bold, be magnanimous, and by golly inspire fear. But ALWAYS, remain lovable. (Machiavelli)

Nah he was pissed because he lost his job

But same thing sort of

I can't fix u but the tiddies... 👀

That's only 5 and a half if u born on leap year

I don't want sx tho I want to play monopoly

😪there is a better world somewere but it aint this one

Good old buttsnake

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In advance

If you cannot tell

Tortured artists, crybabies, psychos, drama queens 😳

Mostly the earth though, you would have a lot more sign variation if you took into account Saturnthe moon or something

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