Me, just sitting here wondering if there’s a dating app for crusaders—because honestly, where else am I supposed to find someone who appreciates chainmail, dramatic entrances, and a good old-fashioned quest for love? biatch

Good biatch

Why doesn't God bring another Jesus to eath biatch

Earth biatch

God needs to become another earthling biatch

And kill these little satanic bitches

It's been 2,000 years biatch

Only worse biatch

Ty ty biatch

Yup

Righteo

Gonna need a lot more inches than that to reach you through the phone

Forty 9

Beep beep I'm here to speak to some sheep 😰

I genuinely can’t stand being hot at night if I wanted my bed to be a sauna I'd sleep inside a volcano 😰

28 degrees tomorrow night 😢

Sucks ass feathers 😥

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