DDaddy's shed 🏚🪚🔧🫘🗜️

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How are You and yours trouble ?

So I accidentally double booked 😬

Sure you did..

Lol

I wish

Double booked an ovipositor?

Oh?

Yep

I was going to make a comment but decided not

Sometimes more is better

Depends

I said yes to two dates

I didnt agree tf

You sure?

Felt like a yes

And there goes my English

Engrish is overrated

I think we got abandoned senior duck

Makes sense

Mean people

Couldn't handle all tha sexy

Foods is more important

You rang?

No I didn't

Sorry, we’re good! Just a lazy day! How’s you other than being a little inebriated?

What was that

>>> Sorry, we’re good! Just a lazy day! How’s ... Im good

Nunya

Oh thought I missed something

Nope

Bat

Ah. Fair enough

Fight me

Leave me alone

My money is on the bat

Hey Mara Para

**hids the bacon**

🚬👀🥃

Anyway

Im gonna go watch tv

Cheers 🍻

I'm gonna continue to shoot people in tha face

Think those are called moneyshots🤔

If it wasn't for the age, I'd swear lizard is an innit clone

I wouldn’t

They’re very different personalities

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