Pastor Apex

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That’s why he got body wash and shampoo in one bottle 😭

Once a day?

Why is he going by the week

Eh, I don’t usually don’t care, I have a weak nose

So I can’t smell anything that isn’t strong or right up on me

Knew someone who had one, he could smell another car interior once and told me it smelled like piss

This is very true, Apple and potatoes have the same texture, the smell is what helps us tell it apart

Arguing with an idiot is a unique way to waste your own time 😭

It’s always funny to find out what words mean in other languages cause it’s literally a description of it in the funniest way

I think penguin in Chinese is something like tuxedo bird

Or some Asian langauge

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I’m quitting Duolingo if they try and teach me that

Oh well

Too late to stop

A throat goat

Gonna drop my wall to let the freaks back in

Always gotta be ready 😂

Nobody wants to see that

Y’all be getting on here saying Gm to each other like we in a summer camp

The girls are fightinggggg

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