The sky looks AI generated
I wish my mom was serious when she said "I brought you into this world, I can take you out"
No you get a happy beginning that way you'll spend more on me from the euphoria 💰
Buy me a house with a place to hang my anal beads
Chilling before shopping. I'm tide
My new phone has a way better camera than that hunk of shi I had before
Well that phone call just happened.
My mom just called me while my uncle was having a heart attack in the background.
I'm 2 hours away tf am I gonna do
You'd be surprised. My family is dumb af
It's ok. He called me a homo when I was growing up
A few years later he came out as gay lol
This was the first time in years my mom called me for something other than money
He's coming to work because worker's comp pays you 64$ a week
The first 6 weeks I was injured I got 500$ a week. Then it switched to $64