I would marry a woman ten years older if she's loaded with money
>>> I'm not loaded with money but I'm older an...
I mean, I would sleep with you ๐
I had my wisdom tooth extracted and it was horrible. Now I need to extract the other one but it's too scary so I ignore it
Ignorance is a bliss when it comes to wisdom teeth
It'd be very hard to knock out a wisdom tooth, especially when it's only 20% out
The dentist cut through my gums and pressed it, then he rocked it and I could feel the tooth moving until it shattered in my mouth and he started extracting it
It was a scene right out of a horror movie ๐
I had chest pains for three days from sleeping wrong before going to the dentist
But i was so tense the whole time that it somehow fixed itself by the time it was over
He asked me at the end if i want to get another one out but i just stared at him without talking until he decided for me to do it one at a time
Did you get a heart attack?
I confess that I only brush my teeth in the evening, and in the morning i only use mouthwash
>>> I confess I went on a few solo holidays af...
Did you fail to get laid?
