Confession: idress up like a ladybug and fight crime
>>> Confess that I’m laying down an rubbing you'll go blind doing that
>>> I confess i mstrbt 5 6 times a week with o...
You'll go blind doing that
I like my women like my coffee. Cold and bitter
>>> My friend said he got aroused by my bra st... why would anyone get aroused by a bra strap
Confession. I stole money from my mom to play Pac-Man as a kid
>>> I hooked up with my best friends wife not much of a best friend, are ya
Don't squeeze the Charmin
I confess that I stole money from my mom to play Pac-Man when I was younger