On my way! What shall I bring?
Oh wait you said Mexican not āa Mexicanā š¤
My middle name first name Randy
Ill get the queso if someone will bring the chips
Nope im about to have an omelette
Thats my ex husband nameš¬
What you putting in the omelette?
I have no queso or chips!
You were married to Macho Man Savage?
Sounds like machi man screwed up losing someone amazing
Chicken sausage spinach onions peppers n hot sauce
Yummy that sounds sooo good!
Anti didnt load all the way i got this late
Headed out to deliver thick
I'm having omletts tonightš¤¤š¤¤š¤¤
I'm jelly! I want some omelettes
Imma do cheese bacon peppers and onionsš¤¤
And probbaly a Mickie mouse pancakes š¤£š¤£š¤£
Ok. Been cleaning the house and doing laundry
Ooo pancakes sound so good rn
Gotta get them carbs inš„“š„“ they hate me but I love them
Iām thinking of baked potato for lunch
Nice I have to fold a load when I get home! And put my bedding in the dryer
Same relationship like me with woman š¤š
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Those carbs are hard to resist
Carbs kill me but oh so good
I feel good when I cut them except I turn into a meanieš¤£š¤£š¤£
Iām on my 3 or 4 load today. I canāt remember lol
I haven't cut carbsš¤£š¤£
I need to cut them tho. Iām getting booted lol
Thick switch carbs with sex
