Iâm assuming you mean a macaw or something small, like your brain.
Iâm gonna go out on a limb and say you drive a truck with a lift kit and drink Mountain Dew, donât you?
Didnât need to hear about your sex life, Jesus
Iâm surprised you can even count that high
I bet youâre as a attractive as the monster from the goonies, minus the charm
Have a confession: went shopping with my cousin and got some water melons. Said âdang, those are nice melonsâ next thing I know, my grandma slaps me across the face and says âyou donât talk to your cousin like that!â Havenât spoken to my grandma for a week.
Same, i was burned by a money hungry fool of an ex and Iâve been enjoying single life. Love hurts, like the song.
Give things time, best advice I can give.
Confession: I love the scooby doo animated movies from the early 2000âs. scooby doo on zombie island is my personal favourite.
I have a legitimately nasty confession, if anyone wants to hear it. Itâs really gross, just lmk
Have a confession: got a girl to go on a date with me by doing a obi-wan kenobi impersonation, think I may have been an Englishman in a past life lol.
I have a kink confession, said it here a few times so dm if you wanna hear it
