Gasp! What sorcery is this?! Emotional dragons are a foe I have not confronted in former times. How can I dismantle such a foes defenses?!
Gasp! What sorcery is this?! Emotional dragons are a foe I have not confronted in former times. How can I dismantle such a foes defenses?!
Ah๐ but these dragons seek not to be slain, but understood. Try using thine heart instead of thy blade๐ซถ๐ผ
We need donkeys help. Where is that giant ogre that calls himself Shrek. His donkey surely knows how to understand and tame these emotional dragons
Hmm, donkey hath not tamed the dragons, heโs shown incompetence by feeding them waffles and made them stronger (โฏโพแทะดโพแท)โฏโดโด
This ass doth make mine toil more grievous. Yet, though the dragons wax in might, I shall press onward. For this poodle seemeth worthy of strife.
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Such utter incompetence I hadnโt expected from a seasoned dragon tamer. Not to worry, I shall attempt to use the dragons fire breath to thaw thine frozen heart
Thou brave soul ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ facing such grievous trials for but a humble poodle ๐ถ Know this: if I am thy strife, then thou art my solace๐ง๐ผ
If I can provide thee with even a quantum of solace, mine heart will be at peace and I shall enter slumber with thine warmth and kindness awaiting me in my dreams
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