i just looked at my wrist and noticed he used my hair tie
guys i’m so cooked im jerking off to the hair tie bye
brb my bruthas and sisters
i was watching a horror movie
and some woman screamed and i had to find the clip on yt and jerked off to that
Lol everything reminds you of him
I wouldnt decline the offer 👀🤣🤣
I think the worst I've done was look at the golden dice my ex (gf at the time) gave me💀
Like its literally golden dice for d&d
Why not text her say your drunk
Or this only works for girls
The koolaid man gets me every time
My ex blocked me on literally everything you could think of 💀 and i dont drink
And she cheated on me, soooo 😂
Even better you can gaslight her into sex
She even blocked my email 💀🤣 like who uses that
She's a Catholic, she never did that with me anyways🤣
Which makes it even more ironic and depressing to know she cheated after 3 years with me
Hate to be that guy but catholic girls ….
Yeah, I know I done goofed 💀
lowkey would spread a catholic girl like a buffet
