I went to the library to get a book on abdominal pain, and someone had ripped the appendix out of it....
I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov’s dog and she said it rings a bell.
Older daddy 54 yo looking fun
49 yo daddy any girls like to chat
When I was in medical school I met a guy who was obsessed with collecting skulls.. yeah I did whatever it took to get a head
The plague, the flu and the cold walk into a bar... sounds like a sick joke to me
Try looking for impotence on the internet, see if it comes up...
A kid asked his dad if he was adopted. Dad looks at him and asks, would I chose you?
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it’s Bill Withers
How do you get pikachu on a bus? You pokemon...
How is everyone doing tonight
Good. How are you fun girl dad?
Nobody but us chickens. Bc gawwwwk
What's going on here today
>>> A kid asked his dad if he was adopted. Dad...
Omg that's mean lmao
A moose who is unknown is anonymoose, but a moose who is well known is famoose
Did you know you can bathe pigs with vodka?
A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA information... one ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875GB.... that's a lot of information to swallow...
