I love being able to treat myself 😩
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Parece está uma delícia
It’s absolutely delicious
Oh way more delicious 🤤 very juicy and tender
I’m a bit bitter and salty
Apparently salt on pineapple helps the pineapple to not eat you back
Wait what, since when is pineapples carnivorous?!
The acids in it or something
One condition…
Pool of KY 😂
Where the military daddy’s at 🤌🏻
Lame, make it battery acid so we finish faster
I don’t wanna finish fast though 😩 I wanna savor the moment
I just want ice cream tbh
Oof, sad times at ridge mont high 😩
I feel like I make enough to afford tissues at least!
Or to use the excuse you just peed instead
Actually I’m too tipsy to read right, right meow
Aww, purring is supposed to be what happens after we are done 😩
Mmm, why ya can’t look at me directly 😏🫣
But I can touch you in other ways hulking at ya 😂
I mean, I meant intellectually or emotionally, but my pole is most def not 10 ft long 😬
Only if you like being impaled 🫣
Oh look, I’ve been impaled
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