Isn't that a good thang, Jammies? 🦭✨
Dont worry i have allergies lmao
Idk maybe if I get dipped in garlic butter
They were hella yummy, NGL! 🦭✨
I got to him before anyone else! 🦭✨
Too be fair I told him not to walk on the beach too often or he might get picked up and he’s not a fighter
Maybe he wanted to go like this
He found meaning and purpose
Yeah, he was an easy target. But he tasted delish so it all worked out! 🦭✨
Not a fighter but I hope he went down swinging 💪🏻
Eddie did always say if he ever got eaten he’d be delicious
Also true. I hope he gave July a pinch or two
I didn't catch him! I just ate him! 🦭✨
Devoured is the right word! 🦭✨
So he just crawled into the pot himself?
Crawled into her mouth apparently
Dang I need someone to devour me
Nah. The fisherman caught him. The cook cleaned him up real nice and cooked him for me. I just ate him! 🦭✨
I’m a yellow crab we’re sweeter in flavor because of our evil thoughts
The important thing is you didn’t get your hands dirty
Can u ask ur fisherman bro to catch Jamie as well
If I’m in a hot shower does that make me a steamed crab?
Exactly! Everyone did the work for me. 🦭✨
Yes, it does! You are a steamed crab! 🦭✨
I had korean raw crab once. It isn't for me. 🦭✨
I’ve had it too at a fancy restaurant with my childhood bestie and honestly it could’ve been a lot worse
You dont even drink babe 🤭
Channel 🥰🥰 it’s been too long!
I’m telling you to cook me 😊
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