Nah drugs on 52 hours would compromise my ass eating ability
I’ve decided, since tomorrow my new ogre turns the same age as my students, tomorrow I’ll start being a little more mature
This will be my semi serious Fruit era
I’ll be fully serious when I’m 35
Idk how autocorrect turned nephew into ogre lmao
Lmao reading it back is funny
Me having a new ogre would have made my resolution much more interesting
I bet semi mature me has a new ogre
I want ice cream yet I didn’t earn ice cream today
Don’t do it, chow will break your heart, he’s a heartbreaker that stud
So you know how people have dreams where they have a nighmare, wake up still in a dream and have another nightmare
I had a dream within a dream that I ate a brownie with my Invisalign on, woke up and thought “huh it should have been a dream yet my mouth tastes like brownie still” then woke up for real to no taste or brownie
And I must be a pretty fat eater to be having a dream within a dream about brownies
So idk if anyone remembers but two of my friends broke up
And now on Friday I’m helping the guy move and on Saturday I’m going to a hangout with friends and the girl.
So I feel like a child whose parents got divorced except I’m pretty sure im
not getting double presents for my birthday
This is what I get for making more irl friends
I hadn’t considered them breaking up and it’s effect on my social life 😭
It’s not the same Kitty we knew once chow
He spoke like 10 minutes ago
