Jacobs

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Over mij

Brutally honest. Oddly open about everything.

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I quit

Sounds like she f’d you already buddy

I just clocked out of work

Did homeboy just try to get YOU to hit HIM up after you said you’re jest trying to sleep��😂😂😂

Wait, who was the pickup line for? And who said it

Damn

Well hello gorgeous!

I’m lost. What’s the (or not the) problem?

I am confusion

Maybe moo moo has “special” friends only they can see

Hush

Me. Just got home from work

Hey friends

Morning nerds

You can lurk me as hard as you want

You two are AMAZING. I’m at the bar waiting for my food and you two are my reality show

I’m on a work trip so the boss is buying me hot wings a few drinks and a 12 oz rib eye with garlic mashed taters

I mean. Probably not lol. I get special treatment because I’m the most certified

Fire suppression

Well he’s married…

I’m not but I’ll let him know you’re kinda chill

Will you play nice and not draw on my walls or furniture?

You’ll what?

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