MacGuffin

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Latest public messages

Ok come at me here on the beach then

You’re afraid of water and you’re giving me crap!

Well the odds are that 90% of the women on this app are

Ok I’ll grow a beard

Friends called me handsome squidward in college

Now it’s just graying Patrick

Nothing a few crunches with my claw won’t solve

It’s torta Tuesday!

It’s still torta Tuesday here!

If you get bitten by a radioactive spider

Is there a difference?

Oh I didn’t realize daddies punished

It works in about 50% of the population

Disposable socks

How is flint doing these days?

Longevity

In this case, there is little difference

Ahab the Arab

Made of plastic?

Oregon

What what

can I hangout here?

white

aren't we all?

about as rewarding as video games

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