>>> It's Nepal not Beijing 😸😸 😭
Bro doesn't get the meme
I wouldst weep solely for mine cherished lady wife. 😢
We need more people who speak the old ways 😥
Pray, cease thy foul utterances forthwith. 😥
>>> It sounds majestic ngl 😓
There's a translator
Lemme translate sum for you 😓
It's absolutely magnificent 😥
>>> Oh I accidentally reported you😭
Me?
I'll steal your kidneys 😥
>>> iOS web version sucks😭
Lo, Ios itself be naught but a squander of coin, for it be but a brand, and little more besides.
>>> Where's the sword merlin 😭
You're in dire need of a maiden
I eagerly await to grasp the noble herb and partake in its delights. 😰
>>> Teach me Old English 😥
There's a translator online