My girlfriend was cooking me breakfast this morning, and I heard a big thump and so I went into the kitchen and she was dead on the floor. Well I panicked I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t know where to go or where to turn. And then suddenly I remembered tesco’s cafe do breakfast till 11.

I think my story is better than yours

Mask on, don't know that it's me

Arya Stark when I try on a face

I think you’ve banged your head

Heeeyyyyyy yoooouuuuuu guuuuuuyyyyyyyssssss

Random chat anyone?

That pineapple better not go near that pizza

The Italians would be disgusted

I’m a Brit

Lol

I’ve never heard this can I have a few of your favourites 😂

Get some macaroni cheese

Football friends?

I’m just looking

Random chat anyone?

Curious here

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