That’s hilarious and yes now you are totally like the boy who cried wolf
I feel like a parent hearing about the kids day at school right now. Like “mom I made a friend!”
I think I want a spiked hot chocolate right now
I’m so hungry right now. You’re literally torturing me 😩
Is someone accosting you with a mullet rn?
My mom had one in the 80s
The west side is pretty easy to miss
On no! That’s always a hard choice
Or people who just want to have a nice time and not be discussing politics for once
I feel that. Got called in on my day off
Like occupying space in the universe
Damn those always suck. That was me yesterday