Habanero in your asshole? It's not Saturday night yet!
>>> That’s a great analogy right there lol
Funny as hell lol
Shards of glass in my throat and a habanero rubbed on my asshole I’m on a roll for a Tuesday
Yeah that's usually weekend activities for me lol
Or an accurate description of my marriage 🤣🤣
I’m suddenly in the mood to shear
Been watching 80’s slasher movies 🎥
It’s the MGM channel on my fire stick
Some of them are cheesy 🫢
Better than watching the same shit over and over again
They had pumpkin head on, scarecrows, the horror show, and now I, Madman
Blackened fish over dirty rice and light your ass on fire 🔥 sauce
The companion on max is pretty good recently watched it
I don’t have max 😭 waiting to make sure my cable is gone before I add more crap
I don’t need more fire ass khan lol
Well cable is gone turned the shit in just making sure I don’t get charged another month
I’m not used to you not being a tiger lol
My shit runs out on the 21st
I feel that I’m gonna cut mine soon I got most the streamers lol
I’m trying to get one of those boxes that give u all the premium channels, and when movies come out in theaters, u can watch them the second day
Never shit on and paying out the ass for just above basic. They raised the rates again and I’m like nope, done.
