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That’s real naughty that

I’m on iOS however 😂

I’d rather be seen dead than be seen using an android phone

“But you can do so much more on an Android” I don’t care stfu and just admit you can’t afford an iPhone 😂

No, other way round

Morning

Hey how’s it going?

Could be worse, could have failed to get an Olympic medal because your massive chopper clipped the pole vault bar

What time? ��

Hey, 34 married uk here, trying to get in shape 😂

Damn!!

Hey

Yes please

Thanos, is that you?

😂😂

Hey

Not anymore, she’s in jail 😂

It’s awful, a great time to delete this app tbf

Stfu Guardiola

I also have Lovense

Nah

Mariah is a guy, he’s just admitted he’s actually her husband, apparently

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