ive got a latex pillow that feels like boobs
that kid has never felt hair on his lips 🤣🤣
the only good thing about having a beard is that drinks last longer because you can suck whats left behind
i had to start using a straw like a woman
my beard turned orange on my moustache so decided it was time to cut the whole thing off . now i just look fat
fat guys really rock the beard
girls who like a big shaved man
why would you want a guy to look homeless
how can witchy have so many gifts and i have non
when will i grow hair on my back
blue hair women would be best in bed
with thighs like that id have the face of a squished tennis ball too 🤣
shes too much man for me to handle
black people have bug eyes