She doesn't like chubby, glasses-wearing, nasally-voiced, yeast-infected, hairy gorillas like u 👆🏿
(Im just assuming that u are that cuz like 80% of guys today are like that)
if u want her to like u, u gotta send a selfie. To show that ur not the norm man
Otherwise they just gonna asssume that
Well we'd be camming Mike that's how we do these days
Do u wear a turban when u eat it
No but i listen to classic punjabi music
Gotta keep your dreads out your food
My hair is like shah kahns
I whip my hair back n forth
That's awesome. I'm actually considering growing long axss hair too. It looks badaxss
as long as it's healthymaintained good
Ok Mike I gotta go my planet needs me now
But alrite, have a good one!
pardon my cousin he’s not from here
Weird.. i had someone from the NY room yesterday say he's a child of an alien, too
aliens*. Weird times we're living in huh
yea there’s a few of them on here
i've heard bad things about those aliens..
I’m an alien sent to earth to study humans
that big ass bird might be one
(In response to x i e's comment)
GO BACK TO UR COUUUUUUUUUNTRY (in an obese white woman's voice that echoes Hella far)