So a rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary
Every year they get together they go down to Madison Ave and they shop for their wives
The poor man asks the rich man what did you get your wife this year
The rich man says I got her a diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes
Poor man asks him why he got her both the rich man responds “if she doesn’t like the diamond ring she will still drive home happy in the Mercedes”
It works a lot better when it’s not in a text😭
My joke was top tier y’all just hating
Tweaking that’s a great joke
These pick up lines are terrible😭
How tf did your knees get moist💀
Oh I’m a tall lightskin with a deep voice I don’t use pick up lines
I’m actually really mean to most women so they leave me tf alone💀
You already said I’m not yo type tho Mya
I was on a different account when you seen me tho Mya
Shoes throw off what could have been a classy fit
But I be getting sent to prison
